The Shape Of Things To Come

Merry Christmas

Kathy is hard to buy for.  It's just that she has just about everything she wants aside from robust health. So this year I went and made her something myself.  I had it printed by the professionals at  Techlab Photo and I'm pleased to say that she was surprised, amused and touched by the end result. I'm happy with the way it came out as well so I'm thinking this could become a series.

It's All In How You Say It

She Wouldn't Say It If It Wasn't True

Actually, calendars did go out Tuesday, so they should be filling your mailboxes with the stench of another new year soon. I'm very happy with how they turned out this year and even Kathy gave the nod of approval so I've got that going for me.

Night Out, Right Out

I didn't believe her so I looked it up myself. It's true, but it's one of those high gravity bourbon barrel stouts. I'm in no way apposed to that style, but around this time of year every calorie counts

Size Doesn't Matter

Mopping Up

Happy Halloween

Copious Amounts Of Treasure

Fire Water

Here's the label I made for my latest batch of homebrew. It's a smoked porter, but the real reason I chose Smokey The Bear may remain a mystery to all but a few,

Stand Up Guy

Too Sumo

I can't say nothing good came out of Kathy's little procedure, but maybe other will disagree.

Not You Tube

It probably helps to know that this past Thursday Kathy had her appendix removed, along with one ovary and a Fallopian tube. She's recovering now, but I bet it'll be a long time before she (or anyone else) finds this funny.

Over The Cliff

Based on many true stories.

This Time It's Personal

The real funny thing is it's not at all close to my father's birthday.

Great Balls Of Powder

Tudor Style

Why oh "Y"?

If you can't beat 'em, bitch about it.  I've been trying to find a work around for taking college math to finish my degree, but like with math, I'm coming up painfully short. Math may have heard the last from me, but I'm far from done complaining about math. Sorry.

Shit happens

Here's the quick and dirty label I did for my last batch of beer.  The beer, a hoppy brown ale, came out pretty  good. Some people have had a problem with the label. More beer for me.

Ego Trip

I've made up for some lost time this month so I should be back on schedule. I'm still loving this digital drawing program.

Down There

Smarty Pants

X Files

Count Me Out

Laugh Yer Head Off

Not Tub

I missed a few self imposed deadlines in July, but I'm hoping to make up for it in the coming weeks. For better or worse, this is what I have for now. Happy summer!

App Hole

It's late this week, but so worth it, right?

Not Going Anywhere

Happy Birthday to me.

Priceless

Testie

Smart-ish

Fish Tails

Wait Less

Happy Birthday Mrs. B!

Don't Count On It

Not So Hot

I Can't Believe She said That

Hollow Victory

Super Storm Sandy

Happy Easter Grass

I didn't really plan it to happen, but this is conveniently posted on 4-20. Happy Easter!

Soaps On

Will I go that extra mile for a joke? You bet! Is it funny? Personally I believe that there are not enough jokes about cleaning products, but that's just me. If you don't agree with me, you're probably just a bigoted jerk.

Sleep Disorder

Do yourself a favor and go see Mr. Peabody in the theater. I've been a fan since the Bullwinkle days and it still holds up. Plus, it's a cartoon about a talking dog. How cool is that.

Can You Hear Me Now?

Dog Years

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Life's Too Short

Cast Out Of Shape

Okay, so I may be going to hell for this one, but I'll be in good company. We saw the play "The Book Of Mormon" in Baltimore this past week and I'm pretty sure I'll be seeing the people responsible for it in Hades with me. It was that good.

Lie Down With Fleas

I'm a little late with this one, but I was out treasure hunting.

Set Up For Success