Is it too much to ask for a beer with the benefit of fluoride? I mean if your going to drink to excess then don't you think you should at least do your body the favor of protecting your teeth? And why not tarter control beer to keep down the build up between dental visits? I believe that every vice should have a virtue and I can't think of anything better than an alcoholic with a perfect smile. There may be no better way to get someone into a bed that you're too drunk to preform in.
Right now I'm enjoying a malt beverage with guarana and taurine as well as caffeine so if I'm still blogging after midnight you'll know why. I would just feel more secure if I knew when I passed out that my teeth would be protected by a generous dose of fluoride as well as the dose of alcohol that caused me to pass out without brushing in the first place.
Is that too much to ask?
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